Sunday, August 24, 2025

The Week That Was: Aug 18–22

 πŸ“ˆπŸ’₯ Capital Market Chronicles – The Week That Was: Aug 18–22

If the stock market were a Bollywood hero, this week it would be Amitabh Bachchan in “Sholay” 🎬—swaggering on Monday πŸ’ƒ, delivering punch dialogues on Tuesday 🎀, pausing mid-week to sip chai ☕😴, then tripping slightly on Friday 🀦 but still walking off in style 🚢✨.

1. The Grand Opening: GST Reforms = Market Fireworks πŸŽ†πŸͺ”

On Monday, Dalal Street practically rolled out the red carpet πŸŽͺ for PM Modi’s GST reform promise πŸ“œ. The Nifty jumped nearly 1% πŸš€, and the Sensex waltzed higher by 0.8% πŸ•Ί. Reliance Industries strutted in on Tuesday saying “Hold my petrol pump ⛽πŸ”₯,” keeping the party alive. Six straight sessions of gains πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³—markets were behaving like they just found an endless supply of free samosas πŸ₯ŸπŸ΅.

2. Mid-Week Malaise: Enter Powell, the Party Pooper 🎩😐

By Wednesday, global cues hit like a reality check πŸͺž. Investors remembered Jerome Powell’s big Jackson Hole speech πŸŽ™️ was coming. Cue suspense music 🎢. Nobody wanted to dance anymore πŸ•΄️🚫. The Nifty yawned at 24,966 πŸ’€ and the Sensex shuffled around 81,670 🐒, muttering: “Let’s just wait for the uncle in the U.S. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘΄ to say something.”

3. Friday Fumble: Tariffs and Tension πŸ˜¬πŸ“‰

On Friday, the markets tripped over their shoelaces πŸ‘Ÿ➡️πŸ•³️. Both Nifty & Sensex slipped 0.6% πŸ“‰. IT stocks πŸ’», which had been zooming like caffeinated coders ☕πŸ‘¨‍πŸ’», suddenly ran out of Red Bull πŸ₯±. Financials too flopped πŸ¦πŸ’Έ—apparently even banks get stage fright before Fed speeches 🎭. And with 25% U.S. tariffs 🧾⚔️ on Indian exports looming from August 27, the party suddenly felt like the cops had shown up πŸš“πŸš¨.

4. The Stock Market Masala 🎭🍿

  • Hero MotoCorp 🏍️ fell ~2%—not for its own reasons, but because its ex-boss Niranjan Gupta πŸ‘” bagged a CFO job at HUL 🧴. Imagine breaking up πŸ’”, then watching your ex glow-up on Instagram πŸ“Έ✨.

  • Mazagon Dock ⚓ dipped ~1% after J.P. Morgan basically said “meh πŸ˜‘.”

  • Texmaco Rail πŸš‚ defied gravity, rising ~2.4% after bagging a ₹1B order πŸ’°πŸ“œ. Proof that optimism can fuel trains faster than coal πŸš„πŸ˜Ž.

5. Global Gossip πŸŒπŸ’Έ

Global investors had trust issues 🀷. Equity inflows collapsed from $19.3B πŸ’΅πŸ’₯ to $2.3B πŸͺ«. Where did the cash go? Straight into bond funds ($18.8B) πŸ“œπŸ¦ and money-market funds ($14B) πŸƒπŸ’¨πŸ’Ό—basically the financial equivalent of running back to mummy πŸ‘© when life gets scary πŸ‘».

🎬 Final Take

This week started like a Diwali celebration πŸͺ”πŸŽ†, slowed into a Wednesday nap 😴, and ended with a Friday frown πŸ˜•. But hey—six sessions of gains followed by a tiny dip? That’s not a crash 🚨, that’s just the market saying:

πŸ‘‰ “Bro, I need a weekend 🍹😎.”

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